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major_jim
22 December 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Roll on Christmas. Sitting in a lab is no place to be when there's wrapping to be done at home. And everyone else has left for their holidays, so its DULL. Dull dull dull.

On the plus side, everything seems to be working. So far. Electrochemistry may not be exciting, but at least when it works you can get lots of data very quickly, so hopefully today and tomorrow will get me the results I need to get this paper finished - or at least to a stage where I can push on with the writing. More exciting, Corel PhotoPaint is brilliant! OK, I'm sure it's not as good as Photoshop, which I don't have, but for something free on the university site license, I'm not complaining. It's managed to remove alarmingly red eyes from some photos of L and me, and also erase a large pillar that made it look a little as though I had been impaled. So all things considered, not too bad. I really need to work out how to use more than 2 of its functions, though.

On the minus side, I hear that in a drive to promote Community Spirit and release the oppression of the masses, an 'X-factor style vote' could be used to rename roads, buildings and parks in cities across the country. I think the idea is that instead of having Merton College, University of Oxford, instead I could have spent a year looking out over the John Sergeant Quad. OK, not the end of the world, I accept, providing I don't have to watch him slowly gyrating around it to the Copacabana, but you take my point. Especially as I suspect that the majority of famous people chosen would be, shall we say, less for all time than for now. I'm thinking 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' rather than 'Who's Who'. Ideas so far include 'David Beckham Avenue' in Manchester, and a whole series of roads named after Olympic participants in London.

As annoyances go, it's a fairly minor one. And I actually quite like David Beckham. But hey, it's dull here at work so I feel entitled to moan. It's not like there's anyone's here to stop me...
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Where I am: work
Feeling: grumpygrumpy
 
 
major_jim
11 December 2008 @ 03:36 pm
[Can't work out how to put an image in, so here's the text-only version]

On my Amazon homepage:

What do customers buy after viewing this item?

The Item You Viewed: The River Cottage Year

4% buy this alternative: Mushrooms: River Cottage Handbook #1 (Well, fair enough, I guess)

4% buy this alternative: Mamma Mia! [2008]

Abbatastic!
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Where I am: work
Feeling: exhaustedIll
 
 
major_jim
03 June 2008 @ 10:58 am
Two completely different uses of the word 'Dude': )
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Where I am: work
Feeling: workingworking
 
 
major_jim
27 February 2008 @ 12:24 pm
You know how some days go really really well and you come home thinking 'today has been a good day. I am glad I went to work this morning'? Today was not one of these days.

Reasons why under the cut )
 
 
Where I am: the lab
Feeling: sillysilly
 
 
major_jim
26 February 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Awww!

*flails*

Owl saved from pipe

Love owls. Held one once - was a massive Eagle owl, but very friendly. They hardly weigh anything at all, which I guess maybe isn't so surprising, given they have to fly around the place. Maybe this is where chickens are going wrong. They can be quite heavy. As was the pheasant we had for dinner the other day - for a small bird, they weigh a good kilo or so.

Hmmm... bored bored bored. Guess I should get on with some work here. Excel's not helping. There should so be a button that says 'you know what I just did? Do it again. But here this time.' Instead we end up with a 30,000 cell spreadsheet to produce the same lines I could draw with a pen. Ho hum...

*checks email. again. still nothing*

*ooh, junk mail*
 
 
Where I am: the lab
Feeling: blahblah
I hear with my little ear...: Stadium Arcadium + computer-generated hissing
 
 
major_jim
20 February 2008 @ 05:50 pm
My first ever piece of Discfic... Hope you enjoy it :D

Title: Modern Times
Author: [info]major_jim
Rating: Gen
Characters: Vimes and Sybil... mainly
Summary: Ever thought they're taking over the world? Turns out it's true on the Disc also...
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing...

Many thanks to [info]jadesfire2808 for beta-ing.


Under the cut )
 
 
Where I am: the lab
Feeling: sillysilly
 
 
major_jim
18 February 2008 @ 04:29 pm
you are mediumseagreen
#3CB371

Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the spacefem.com html color quiz
 
 
Where I am: Work
Feeling: anxiousanxious
 
 
major_jim
18 February 2008 @ 10:45 am
How to summarize 39 weeks...

- Almost a year
- Summer/Autumn/Winter
- 23 587 200 seconds
- Two holidays, three papers, and many, many emails

Or how about lost password. And login. And LJ wouldn't talk to me. Grrr!

But anyway, I'm back now. Still new, still haven't got a clue about LJ-iquette. Will do my best. Watch this space.

Toodle-pip

MJ
 
 
Where I am: Work
Feeling: crappybleurgh
 
 
major_jim
04 June 2007 @ 02:10 pm
So, I was going for Pierce Brosnan, but hey, I'll settle for this.


Your Score: Cary Grant


You scored 9% Tough, 14% Roguish, 9% Friendly, and 66% Charming!



You are the epitome of charm and style, the smooth operator who steals the show with your sophisticated wit and quiet confidence. You are able to catch any woman you want just by flashing that disarming smile. When you walk into a room, the women are instantly intrigued and even the men are impressed. When you find yourself in trouble, you are easily able to charm your way out of it, or convince others to help you. You're seen as dashing, suave and romantic. Your co-stars include Katharine Hepburn, Irene Dunne, and Joan Fontaine, stylish women who know a class act when they see it.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
 
 
Where I am: Work
Feeling: tiredtired
I hear with my little ear...: Jeeves and Wooster
 
 
major_jim
So, I was going to post up the "what kind of bird would you be?" meem that's been going round LJ at the moment. But it think's I'm a dove. And calls me a mother-figure. Yeah, right.

So I thought, hey, I'll go for the far more manly "which superhero are you?" Rah!

You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?


The stylish, sexy, ninja assassin-come-research scientist. Bring it on!
 
 
Where I am: Work
Feeling: hungryhungry